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Hey, can we talk for a sec?

Listen, I think it's been great and all, this whole "living" thing, but I feel like sometimes we don't really talk much anymore. It feels like we've kinda drifted apart, you know?

I guess what I mean to say is that for the past several years, I've kinda been anxious about knowing when it's going to end. Like I wake up each day waiting for a reply from you, but it never comes. I feel like I'm always the one having to start and maintain conversations. And honestly...it's become a little tiring.

It's not you, it's everything.

I just don't think it's really working out. You know, we had fun many years ago, but I think it's time for me to move on. To be honest, I've always been an end credits sort of guy. The movie can be great and all, but after a certain runtime, I'm looking at my watch and wondering when they're gonna roll curtains.

Every day, I think about when that would be. Boy, I hope it's soon. But you know what would be the fucking funniest prank that life could pull? A suicidal man gets turned into a ghost and is stuck having to live in order to complete his unfinished business. Oscar material right there.